Monday, February 28, 2011

Top 10 Things That Have Changed Since The Last Time I was at Iowa

10.  20 pounds
 9. My classmates aren't old enough to drink with me at the Airliner
 8. Nobody shouted Tastes Great - Less Filling at kinnick Stadium
 7. I think my grey hair looks great!
 6. My professors don't look that old 
 5. cellphones
 4. nobody will sit next to me in the student section, so I have plenty of room
 3. I listen in lecture, and I seem to get it the first time through
 2. pulling an 'all nighter" means I got up twice to use the bathroom



And the #1 thing that has changed since I was an undergrad in 1986


 1. I could be arrested for stalking the freshmen!

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